Not only is life throwing sticks between my legs, but there’re some batons that got thrown in my direction as well. Fair warning: I’m not going to do any more of them. Chain mails have never been any kind of fun, and I’m just answering these two requests since I didn’t put my position on chain mails, batons or any other of these things on this blog previously.

To put it bluntly: Throw all you like, just don’t expect any answer.

I’ve just been made aware that box jellyfish may not be as venomous as thought:

“Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.”

Ooops. My bad. (Found at Chuck Norris Facts).

Btw: Yes, I know I still need to answer some batons. Just need to translate them, answer them, post them, get my life in order and all that. Remain patient.

“There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission.”